The Honking Goose

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My 10yo was getting ready to go to school this morning in his Halloween costume. He was all dressed up in a trench coat and leather boots, with a chain … Continue reading

October 31, 2014 · 28 Comments

I got my new license and I look okay with a little bit of neck

If the title of this blog post is confusing to you, you may have missed my post I smiled at the DMV this morning (but can I look cool without … Continue reading

October 30, 2014 · 55 Comments

San Francisco Giants just won the World Series

October 29, 2014 · 24 Comments

we need an alternative to the search engine

Google is the most widely used search engine for finding information on the world wide web. Archie, launched in 1990 was the first. There have been and still are others, … Continue reading

October 29, 2014 · 59 Comments

tell me, Dr. Octopus, will my kids think I am dumb?

Hey, gang. How’s it goin’? The other day I wrote a post about listening to my son talk about playing Minecraft. Well, that reminded me of a blog post I … Continue reading

October 28, 2014 · 35 Comments

job interview success followed by my first day of work

After a couple of okay interviews that didn’t get me hired, and one job interview fail, I finally met success. I was hired and I had my first actual day … Continue reading

October 27, 2014 · 48 Comments

my eye contact says I’m listening, mm hmm

When I think about how to describe this, the first thing that I want to say is that I love my son so, so much, I adore this person, he … Continue reading

October 26, 2014 · 46 Comments

from asses to fucks (brought to you by My Kid Said That)

This post is rated PG-13 for language. I am not uptight about vocabulary in our house. My kids are allowed to say swear words at home as long as they … Continue reading

October 25, 2014 · 112 Comments

ten fingers, ten toes

I have read that our base 10 counting system arises from the fact that we have ten fingers on our hands. But what if we had eight fingers or twelve? … Continue reading

October 24, 2014 · 43 Comments

I need some more yoga pants to not do yoga in

I have tried yoga on several occasions. I am totally the hippie chick type that should like yoga. I want to like it. I have tried to like it. I … Continue reading

October 23, 2014 · 64 Comments