The Honking Goose

something to honk about

how can I know everything that is illegal?

The simple truth is, I can’t. There are so many laws on the books, beyond the basics of don’t steal, don’t kill. There are very specific laws that just pertain … Continue reading

October 23, 2014 · 35 Comments

are we lonely?

I’ve been reading a lot about how lonely people are. Apparently they are spending too much time watching television and texting on their iPhone and not enough time socializing and … Continue reading

October 22, 2014 · 42 Comments

I smiled at the DMV this morning (but can I look cool without a neck?)

Yesterday, I tried to buy beer at the grocery store. I was politely turned down by a cashier who noticed that my driver’s license was expired. Mad, you say? Of … Continue reading

October 22, 2014 · 62 Comments

I know how the internet works

I may have given some of you experts the impression that I don’t know how the internet works. In my post also down the rabbit hole about googling myself, I … Continue reading

October 21, 2014 · 39 Comments

Halloween is better than Thanksgiving or Christmas

Halloween is the most altruistic holiday on the calendar. Think about it. People buy loads of sugary treats and sometimes even little gifts like mini bubble bottles and stickers. And … Continue reading

October 20, 2014 · 43 Comments

also down the rabbit hole

I don’t want to give google my mobile number. I’m being asked for this information repeatedly when logging into my gmail account because apparently this will help keep my account … Continue reading

October 19, 2014 · 62 Comments

eat your vegetables

Last night our 8 year old was protesting as my husband tried to talk him into eating a couple spoonfuls of corn on his plate. “I don’t like it, I’m … Continue reading

October 19, 2014 · 38 Comments

more about why I took off all my… photos

This is further information regarding my post it’s getting hot in here, so take off all your photos. The following is a direct quote from the Facebook Statement of Rights … Continue reading

October 18, 2014 · 55 Comments

can I really fit another foot in my mouth so soon?

My 8 year old son was outside in the driveway with his dad who was hanging a new net on our basketball hoop. And my son came up to the … Continue reading

October 18, 2014 · 35 Comments

job interview fail

Note to self: when interviewing for a job at a pet store, do not bring up the fact that two of your pets have recently died. You know how sometimes … Continue reading

October 17, 2014 · 42 Comments