something to honk about
I expressed some pretty strong opinions in my post Halloween is better than Thanksgiving or Christmas, but I take it all back now. Here’s the thing, I’m just trying to do something good for my children’s health by eating some of their Halloween candy for them when they are asleep/at school. But I think I’m getting hooked on the stuff. It’s addictive, but not in a good way. I have come to the conclusion that:
Halloween candy is EVIL and therefore, Halloween is EVIL, too.
I implore you all to give up celebrating this most altruistic of holidays so that I do not have to exert the will power necessary to not eat dozens of bite-sized fruity or chocolatey treats at this time of year. It is bad. I’m stealing from my own children. I’m causing harm to the temple that is my body. Help me out here, people, I can’t control myself!