something to honk about
Did you know that? I’m so cool. Members of my entourage are carefully selected to make me seem clever, tall, fashionable, and cool when they follow me around.
They accompany me on my errands. When I’m driving, they handle my phone calls. When I’m eating dinner, they eat the same foods. They only take pictures of me when I say they can, so I know I’m looking my best.
When I go outside to water the garden, they trail after me, chatting away and reminding me how popular I am. When I go back inside, they come, too. When I’m on the computer, they sit by me and look over my shoulder because they know that whatever I’m doing is the most interesting thing in the world. They watch the same TV shows and listen to the same music as me, because it’s my choice. They even ask to borrow my clothes (so they can make silly videos).
Yep, you guessed it. They’re my kids. And they think I’m cool.
Who is in your entourage?