something to honk about
Found this gem on FB today:
Oh really? Is that right? So you also don’t use a vehicle that burns fossil fuels and you don’t buy food that comes in single-use packaging and you don’t buy or wear clothes that were made in Singapore or Bangladesh or Mexico? Tell me how you manage to pull that off and still be on Facebook sharing pointless self-aggrandizing memes? Please, go on, I’d LOVE to hear all about it.
Oh wait, is that an iPhone in your hand? You know the factory where those are built uses labor practices that would be illegal here in the United States, right? Okay, good. I’ll watch while you just throw that thing in a nearby pond. No, we can’t drive to a pond, that would burn fossil fuels. Let’s just walk there. While we’re walking you can tell me about all the moral compass driven decision you make every day that are so freaking good for the planet. I could really use some tips.
This satirical life lesson brought to you today by Unsolicited Advice at the Honking Goose. If you do or don’t like getting unsolicited advice from a goose, honk at me! Are your dietary choices driven by a moral compass, health reasons, or your gut calling out ‘feed me! no not salad! feed me ice cream and Doritos!’? Or, like me, all of the above?