The Honking Goose

something to honk about

the pope conspiracy

So, Pope Francis is a pretty cool dude, eh? Pope Francis on homosexuality: “If someone is gay and is searching for the Lord and has good will, then who am … Continue reading

November 14, 2014 · 73 Comments

a skirt is an appropriate piece of clothing for a woman

It’s not the reason you think.  This is not a post about sexism or misogyny.  It is a simple matter of anatomy.  And freedom. Peeing Outdoors. That is the reason.  … Continue reading

November 10, 2014 · 80 Comments

I got my new license and I look okay with a little bit of neck

If the title of this blog post is confusing to you, you may have missed my post I smiled at the DMV this morning (but can I look cool without … Continue reading

October 30, 2014 · 55 Comments

San Francisco Giants just won the World Series

October 29, 2014 · 24 Comments

ten fingers, ten toes

I have read that our base 10 counting system arises from the fact that we have ten fingers on our hands. But what if we had eight fingers or twelve? … Continue reading

October 24, 2014 · 43 Comments

I need some more yoga pants to not do yoga in

I have tried yoga on several occasions. I am totally the hippie chick type that should like yoga. I want to like it. I have tried to like it. I … Continue reading

October 23, 2014 · 64 Comments

how can I know everything that is illegal?

The simple truth is, I can’t. There are so many laws on the books, beyond the basics of don’t steal, don’t kill. There are very specific laws that just pertain … Continue reading

October 23, 2014 · 35 Comments

are we lonely?

I’ve been reading a lot about how lonely people are. Apparently they are spending too much time watching television and texting on their iPhone and not enough time socializing and … Continue reading

October 22, 2014 · 42 Comments

I smiled at the DMV this morning (but can I look cool without a neck?)

Yesterday, I tried to buy beer at the grocery store. I was politely turned down by a cashier who noticed that my driver’s license was expired. Mad, you say? Of … Continue reading

October 22, 2014 · 62 Comments

Halloween is better than Thanksgiving or Christmas

Halloween is the most altruistic holiday on the calendar. Think about it. People buy loads of sugary treats and sometimes even little gifts like mini bubble bottles and stickers. And … Continue reading

October 20, 2014 · 43 Comments