the best part about marriage is the sex, for 18+, NSFW
Yes, you read that correctly. You heard it here first, folks. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Here’s the thing, sex with the partner you are married to … Continue reading
I smiled at the DMV this morning (but can I look cool without a neck?)
Yesterday, I tried to buy beer at the grocery store. I was politely turned down by a cashier who noticed that my driver’s license was expired. Mad, you say? Of … Continue reading
can I really fit another foot in my mouth so soon?
My 8 year old son was outside in the driveway with his dad who was hanging a new net on our basketball hoop. And my son came up to the … Continue reading
everybody loves school picture day
Not. Today was picture day at my sons’ school. Over the weekend, I began to think about what they would wear for their school pictures. They had outgrown the more … Continue reading
my husband said that
We were sitting around the dinner table tonight talking about names. Some people don’t have middle names; some people have two middle names, or two first names. Some people only … Continue reading
The Honking Goose 