The Honking Goose

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GIFT GUIDE: gifts poor people can give their rich relatives to win at gifting

GIFT GUIDE: part 1 Where “Poor” and “Rich” are in comparison to the American middle class. Appropriate for Hannukah, Christmas, or other Winter celebrations like “Snowed in with my alcoholic … Continue reading

December 9, 2016 · 16 Comments

message in a bottle, missed connections

The missed connections classified ad/craigslist posting is a modern day version of a message in a bottle. It says I want to reach someone, but I don’t know how, so … Continue reading

November 2, 2014 · 19 Comments

on love and hate

I have this saying, “hate is when you love something a really, teeny, tiny, itsy-bitsy, infinitesimal amount.” Hate is such a strong word. But when you think of it as … Continue reading

October 7, 2014 · 23 Comments