The Honking Goose

something to honk about

I know I said Halloween is great, but I lied, it is EVIL

I expressed some pretty strong opinions in my post Halloween is better than Thanksgiving or Christmas, but I take it all back now. Here’s the thing, I’m just trying to … Continue reading

November 5, 2014 · 50 Comments

I don’t like GIFs and it’s not your fault

They are all over the place now. Were they so prevalent before and I just now noticed? I don’t know. I’m seeing GIFs all over people’s blogs these days and … Continue reading

November 4, 2014 · 84 Comments

I know how the internet works

I may have given some of you experts the impression that I don’t know how the internet works. In my post also down the rabbit hole about googling myself, I … Continue reading

October 21, 2014 · 39 Comments

also down the rabbit hole

I don’t want to give google my mobile number. I’m being asked for this information repeatedly when logging into my gmail account because apparently this will help keep my account … Continue reading

October 19, 2014 · 62 Comments

more about why I took off all my… photos

This is further information regarding my post it’s getting hot in here, so take off all your photos. The following is a direct quote from the Facebook Statement of Rights … Continue reading

October 18, 2014 · 55 Comments

box tops for education – I’m not buying it

My two boys go to the same elementary school. They are in 2nd and 4th grade. For the month of October, the school is doing a special drive to collect … Continue reading

October 15, 2014 · 42 Comments

it’s getting hot in here, so take off all your photos

This morning I shared the obvious, that the internet is public. For this reason, several years ago I removed all photos of myself and my family from Facebook. Ideally, the … Continue reading

October 10, 2014 · 67 Comments

the internet is public

Hey, gang. So I was thinking, The internet is public. You’re smart. You know this. I do too. We all know it, but we don’t all remember. We don’t all … Continue reading

October 10, 2014 · 25 Comments

want more money? here’s how to get it

There are plenty of people out there eager to give advice on how to get rich. If you pay them. And coincidentally, there are loads of suckers who foolishly give … Continue reading

October 4, 2014 · 16 Comments

I don’t want to see pictures of your food

I just don’t. Clearly, some people are into that. I’m not one of them. I don’t even have an Instagram and I’m mad that so many people use it to … Continue reading

October 1, 2014 · 46 Comments