The Honking Goose

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Witches are People Too

I love Halloween. I like dressing up, decorating, haunted houses, handing out treats, the whole nine yards. One thing that bugs me, every year, is the stereotypical representations of witches … Continue reading

October 18, 2016 · 7 Comments

No One for President 2016

It’s not easy to talk about at social gatherings, but I’m secretly thrilled by this election cycle. I’m more interested in the outcome of this race than I ever have … Continue reading

October 15, 2016 · 42 Comments

it’s the most annoying freaking songs ever recorded Time of Year

If you do or have worked in retail you’ll know what I mean. Even if you just shop in retail stores you can quickly get a feel for how annoying … Continue reading

December 9, 2014 · 44 Comments

I survived my first black friday…

… as an employee. I just thought I would let you all know. I’m still alive.

November 28, 2014 · 46 Comments

I am so disappointed in America

As usual, I’m a little behind on my TV watching. I haven’t finished watching the Voice episodes from last week yet. I’m half way through the second episode of live … Continue reading

November 17, 2014 · 26 Comments

the pope conspiracy

So, Pope Francis is a pretty cool dude, eh? Pope Francis on homosexuality: “If someone is gay and is searching for the Lord and has good will, then who am … Continue reading

November 14, 2014 · 73 Comments

a skirt is an appropriate piece of clothing for a woman

It’s not the reason you think.  This is not a post about sexism or misogyny.  It is a simple matter of anatomy.  And freedom. Peeing Outdoors. That is the reason.  … Continue reading

November 10, 2014 · 80 Comments

the solar system is twisted

This is the most beautiful, mind-bending thing I have seen all week. It makes me wonder why I never learned this in school. WTF? Is it because without three dimensional … Continue reading

November 8, 2014 · 68 Comments

I got my new license and I look okay with a little bit of neck

If the title of this blog post is confusing to you, you may have missed my post I smiled at the DMV this morning (but can I look cool without … Continue reading

October 30, 2014 · 55 Comments

ten fingers, ten toes

I have read that our base 10 counting system arises from the fact that we have ten fingers on our hands. But what if we had eight fingers or twelve? … Continue reading

October 24, 2014 · 43 Comments