sometimes I hear music in my head
like just now. My husband said the words, “it’s a little bit funny.” And suddenly Elton John is in my head singing. “It’s a little bit funny/this feeling inside…” So … Continue reading
I smiled at the DMV this morning (but can I look cool without a neck?)
Yesterday, I tried to buy beer at the grocery store. I was politely turned down by a cashier who noticed that my driver’s license was expired. Mad, you say? Of … Continue reading
eat your vegetables
Last night our 8 year old was protesting as my husband tried to talk him into eating a couple spoonfuls of corn on his plate. “I don’t like it, I’m … Continue reading
can I really fit another foot in my mouth so soon?
My 8 year old son was outside in the driveway with his dad who was hanging a new net on our basketball hoop. And my son came up to the … Continue reading
everybody loves school picture day
Not. Today was picture day at my sons’ school. Over the weekend, I began to think about what they would wear for their school pictures. They had outgrown the more … Continue reading
my husband said that
We were sitting around the dinner table tonight talking about names. Some people don’t have middle names; some people have two middle names, or two first names. Some people only … Continue reading
The Honking Goose 