The Honking Goose

something to honk about

it’s the most annoying freaking songs ever recorded Time of Year

If you do or have worked in retail you’ll know what I mean. Even if you just shop in retail stores you can quickly get a feel for how annoying … Continue reading

December 9, 2014 · 44 Comments

I talk to myself

Out loud (but quietly, of course). All the time. I talk to myself when I’m cooking in the kitchen or doing the laundry. I talk to myself when I’m at … Continue reading

December 8, 2014 · 86 Comments

I survived my first black friday…

… as an employee. I just thought I would let you all know. I’m still alive.

November 28, 2014 · 46 Comments

this is not the line for parenting advice

I work in a mid-sized retail store where I am sometimes cashier at the register. Parents come through my line – okay, mostly moms – with happy little children – … Continue reading

November 19, 2014 · 89 Comments

first week at my new job, caution TMI about menstruation

Ladies and dudes, it just so happens that it is impossible for me to recount, in a meaningful way, my first week at my new job without also giving Too … Continue reading

November 5, 2014 · 44 Comments

job interview success followed by my first day of work

After a couple of okay interviews that didn’t get me hired, and one job interview fail, I finally met success. I was hired and I had my first actual day … Continue reading

October 27, 2014 · 48 Comments

job interview fail

Note to self: when interviewing for a job at a pet store, do not bring up the fact that two of your pets have recently died. You know how sometimes … Continue reading

October 17, 2014 · 42 Comments

want more money? here’s how to get it

There are plenty of people out there eager to give advice on how to get rich. If you pay them. And coincidentally, there are loads of suckers who foolishly give … Continue reading

October 4, 2014 · 16 Comments