The Honking Goose

something to honk about

my eye contact says I’m listening, mm hmm

When I think about how to describe this, the first thing that I want to say is that I love my son so, so much, I adore this person, he … Continue reading

October 26, 2014 · 46 Comments

I need some more yoga pants to not do yoga in

I have tried yoga on several occasions. I am totally the hippie chick type that should like yoga. I want to like it. I have tried to like it. I … Continue reading

October 23, 2014 · 64 Comments

on love and hate

I have this saying, “hate is when you love something a really, teeny, tiny, itsy-bitsy, infinitesimal amount.” Hate is such a strong word. But when you think of it as … Continue reading

October 7, 2014 · 23 Comments

want more money? here’s how to get it

There are plenty of people out there eager to give advice on how to get rich. If you pay them. And coincidentally, there are loads of suckers who foolishly give … Continue reading

October 4, 2014 · 16 Comments