The Honking Goose

something to honk about

job interview fail

Note to self: when interviewing for a job at a pet store, do not bring up the fact that two of your pets have recently died. You know how sometimes … Continue reading

October 17, 2014 · 42 Comments

our goldfish almost died

It’s not everyday someone gets to say those words. Goldfish are notorious for dying. Am I right? Out of five goldfish we’ve had together as a family, we still have … Continue reading

October 6, 2014 · 44 Comments

I don’t want to see pictures of your food

I just don’t. Clearly, some people are into that. I’m not one of them. I don’t even have an Instagram and I’m mad that so many people use it to … Continue reading

October 1, 2014 · 46 Comments