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November 28, 2016 · 1 Comment

my kid said that 3

Overhead my 10yo say, “I like bananas. Bananas are great. You can use them as a sword. You can use them as a gun. You can use them as other … Continue reading

November 16, 2016 · 2 Comments

the pope conspiracy

So, Pope Francis is a pretty cool dude, eh? Pope Francis on homosexuality: “If someone is gay and is searching for the Lord and has good will, then who am … Continue reading

November 14, 2014 · 73 Comments

I said that

I was in the kitchen making dinner last night. I pulled down an open bottle from the cupboard and poured myself of glass of wine. It was Pinot Grigio (cheap … Continue reading

November 12, 2014 · 33 Comments

my kid said that 3

My 10yo was getting ready to go to school this morning in his Halloween costume. He was all dressed up in a trench coat and leather boots, with a chain … Continue reading

October 31, 2014 · 28 Comments

from asses to fucks (brought to you by My Kid Said That)

This post is rated PG-13 for language. I am not uptight about vocabulary in our house. My kids are allowed to say swear words at home as long as they … Continue reading

October 25, 2014 · 112 Comments

my kid said that 2

My almost 8 year old son is learning to read. He is very smart, but he was slow to read. His reading skills have really taken off exponentially just in … Continue reading

October 9, 2014 · 21 Comments

my kid said that

“All the money in the whole world added up is probably more than a thousand dollars.” – my younger son when he was 6 This post was brought to you … Continue reading

October 6, 2014 · 13 Comments

my husband said that

We were sitting around the dinner table tonight talking about names. Some people don’t have middle names; some people have two middle names, or two first names. Some people only … Continue reading

October 5, 2014 · 41 Comments