The Honking Goose

something to honk about

Oh big surprise Steph Curry breaks another record

I know, I know… election, blah blah blah, Trump, blah blah blah, Clinton, blah blah blah… But did anyone else watch Steph Curry make a record shattering 13 three pointers … Continue reading

November 8, 2016 · 7 Comments

what a LIKE means to me

In short, it means I read it. When I hit the ‘like’ button on a blog post, that means that I read the blog post. It means that I read … Continue reading

October 28, 2016 · 61 Comments

sometimes I hear music in my head

like just now. My husband said the words, “it’s a little bit funny.” And suddenly Elton John is in my head singing. “It’s a little bit funny/this feeling inside…” So … Continue reading

December 11, 2014 · 25 Comments

I talk to myself

Out loud (but quietly, of course). All the time. I talk to myself when I’m cooking in the kitchen or doing the laundry. I talk to myself when I’m at … Continue reading

December 8, 2014 · 86 Comments

letter to my 16 year old self

This is going to be anticlimactic, y’all, because I don’t really have anything to tell my 16 year old self. I mean, I could be all cliche and warn myself … Continue reading

December 2, 2014 · 30 Comments

I survived my first black friday…

… as an employee. I just thought I would let you all know. I’m still alive.

November 28, 2014 · 46 Comments

what I learned googling on Bing this week

Hey, gang! What’s up? I’m in my kitchen making some lentil soup for dinner. And in unrelated news, I decided to write a post about what I searched on the … Continue reading

November 23, 2014 · 24 Comments

what do Pope Francis and the words ‘lick her’ have in common?

They were both images in the top of row of my home page for a day. The words “lick her” are a part of an image which says “click here” … Continue reading

November 16, 2014 · 28 Comments

I said that

I was in the kitchen making dinner last night. I pulled down an open bottle from the cupboard and poured myself of glass of wine. It was Pinot Grigio (cheap … Continue reading

November 12, 2014 · 33 Comments

message in a bottle, missed connections

The missed connections classified ad/craigslist posting is a modern day version of a message in a bottle. It says I want to reach someone, but I don’t know how, so … Continue reading

November 2, 2014 · 19 Comments