The Honking Goose

something to honk about

follower 666

What does a superstitious Christian blogger do when their blog reaches 666 followers? No, this isn’t some lame joke. I don’t have an answer. I want to know – what … Continue reading

November 18, 2016 · 23 Comments

read below the lines

Up here is where I write my posts. And then down below my posts is the comment section. (“Thank you, Captain Obvious”) My blog posts are really just glorified journal … Continue reading

November 12, 2016 · 6 Comments

more thoughts on hair, AKA please don’t read this it’s gross

If hair on our head is governed by a growth cycle largely determined by genetics, then it stands to reason that hair elsewhere on our bodies is as well. Which … Continue reading

November 10, 2016 · 21 Comments

Y’all I’m Sorry

Politics is such an terrible drag and I’m sorry that I keep writing about it. It’s just really where my head is at right now. I can’t help it. These … Continue reading

November 4, 2016 · 24 Comments

here is how to not steal images

Blogging Tutorial brought to you by Unsolicited Advice Photos and images take a blog post or article from good to great. It helps break up the text and give the … Continue reading

November 3, 2016 · 10 Comments

Vegans are so smart

Found this gem on FB today: Oh really? Is that right? So you also don’t use a vehicle that burns fossil fuels and you don’t buy food that comes in … Continue reading

October 24, 2016 · 31 Comments

I talk to myself

Out loud (but quietly, of course). All the time. I talk to myself when I’m cooking in the kitchen or doing the laundry. I talk to myself when I’m at … Continue reading

December 8, 2014 · 86 Comments

what I learned googling on Bing this week

Hey, gang! What’s up? I’m in my kitchen making some lentil soup for dinner. And in unrelated news, I decided to write a post about what I searched on the … Continue reading

November 23, 2014 · 24 Comments

a message from my 8 year old son

My 8yo son gave me this note. I am passing it along to all of you. The owl is wise. More advice from an OWL: Stay focused Be ‘hoo’ you … Continue reading

November 17, 2014 · 37 Comments

blog tutorial, posting links in comments

You didn’t ask for it, but I’m giving it to you anyway. That’s why I call it unsolicited advice. How to properly post a web link in the comments section … Continue reading

November 11, 2014 · 67 Comments