The Honking Goose

something to honk about

I stand with Standing Rock

I let this happen. We all let this happen. Every day that I get in my car and drive our kids to school and drive myself to work and drive … Continue reading

November 21, 2016 · 16 Comments

Gifted Children

My children are gifted. Frequently and generously every winter holiday season. I don’t hate it, but I’m not thrilled about it either. The thing is, even without their parents buying … Continue reading

December 31, 2014 · 28 Comments

it’s the most annoying freaking songs ever recorded Time of Year

If you do or have worked in retail you’ll know what I mean. Even if you just shop in retail stores you can quickly get a feel for how annoying … Continue reading

December 9, 2014 · 44 Comments

I survived my first black friday…

… as an employee. I just thought I would let you all know. I’m still alive.

November 28, 2014 · 46 Comments

this is not the line for parenting advice

I work in a mid-sized retail store where I am sometimes cashier at the register. Parents come through my line – okay, mostly moms – with happy little children – … Continue reading

November 19, 2014 · 89 Comments

this is fucking awesome

If you are of modest income, as I am, I’m sure you have noticed that brand new Halloween costumes for kids are absolutely unaffordable. And if you can afford them, … Continue reading

October 9, 2014 · 40 Comments

a life of crime

I entered a life of crime when I was six years old.  I’m ashamed to say I brought my sister in too, and she was only four. Here’s what happened. … Continue reading

September 22, 2014 · 5 Comments