The Honking Goose

something to honk about

One of those Days

Yesterday was one. I saved my house from burning down, was excused from a parking ticket, and listened to the 12yo’s band concert. All in one day. It started out … Continue reading

January 19, 2017 · 14 Comments

favorite holiday memory

This was a long and arduous holiday season for me. I always start enjoying the season as soon as Christmas is over, because that is when I finally relax. I’m … Continue reading

January 4, 2017 · 2 Comments

is this what you think about marijuana? a post about alcohol

Over the past summer, the Gander quit drinking. It was a long time coming, drinking alcohol was a problem for us, and our relationship, and our kids, that it took … Continue reading

December 15, 2016 · 41 Comments

I don’t love Christmas

Is that a better title than “I hate Christmas”? – because that is what I really wanted to write. As a child, I loved Christmas. We didn’t have any extended … Continue reading

December 6, 2016 · 40 Comments

the best part about marriage is the sex, for 18+, NSFW

Yes, you read that correctly. You heard it here first, folks. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Here’s the thing, sex with the partner you are married to … Continue reading

November 28, 2016 · 15 Comments

I for sure need to drink more or less coffee

more? or less? Four years ago, I quit smoking marijuana. I took up drinking coffee as an alternative. It’s nice to have a habit. Coffee beans smell great. You heat … Continue reading

November 21, 2016 · 36 Comments

why Not My President is Not My Protest (rewrite)

I respect the voters who elected Donald Trump to be their representative in Washington DC. It didn’t start out that way. In the beginning of his bid for Republican nominee, … Continue reading

November 18, 2016 · 42 Comments