The Honking Goose

something to honk about

follower 666

What does a superstitious Christian blogger do when their blog reaches 666 followers? No, this isn’t some lame joke. I don’t have an answer. I want to know – what … Continue reading

November 18, 2016 · 23 Comments

a lame and boring somewhat nerdy post about my hair

This is as long as my hair will grow. This is a selfie that I took over the summer, actually. My hair is approximately one inch longer now. I’ve been … Continue reading

November 6, 2016 · 20 Comments

following a young woman makes me feel like a creep

I followed a few more blogs today. I like to expand my horizons, explore, reach out and connect with peeps. But I have to admit, there is something a little … Continue reading

November 4, 2016 · 21 Comments

I talk to myself

Out loud (but quietly, of course). All the time. I talk to myself when I’m cooking in the kitchen or doing the laundry. I talk to myself when I’m at … Continue reading

December 8, 2014 · 86 Comments

what do Pope Francis and the words ‘lick her’ have in common?

They were both images in the top of row of my home page for a day. The words “lick her” are a part of an image which says “click here” … Continue reading

November 16, 2014 · 28 Comments

message in a bottle, missed connections

The missed connections classified ad/craigslist posting is a modern day version of a message in a bottle. It says I want to reach someone, but I don’t know how, so … Continue reading

November 2, 2014 · 19 Comments

can I really fit another foot in my mouth so soon?

My 8 year old son was outside in the driveway with his dad who was hanging a new net on our basketball hoop. And my son came up to the … Continue reading

October 18, 2014 · 35 Comments

job interview fail

Note to self: when interviewing for a job at a pet store, do not bring up the fact that two of your pets have recently died. You know how sometimes … Continue reading

October 17, 2014 · 42 Comments