The Honking Goose

something to honk about

GIFT GUIDE: gifts poor people can give their rich relatives to win at gifting

GIFT GUIDE: part 1 Where “Poor” and “Rich” are in comparison to the American middle class. Appropriate for Hannukah, Christmas, or other Winter celebrations like “Snowed in with my alcoholic … Continue reading

December 9, 2016 · 16 Comments

the best part about marriage is the sex, for 18+, NSFW

Yes, you read that correctly. You heard it here first, folks. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Here’s the thing, sex with the partner you are married to … Continue reading

November 28, 2016 · 15 Comments

I talk to myself

Out loud (but quietly, of course). All the time. I talk to myself when I’m cooking in the kitchen or doing the laundry. I talk to myself when I’m at … Continue reading

December 8, 2014 · 86 Comments

I am so giving thanks

I do try to embrace the spirit of gratefulness in my everyday life. So having a special holiday to celebrate giving thanks always seems like a wonderful idea every time … Continue reading

November 27, 2014 · 26 Comments

missed connection on a train in Europe

Yesterday I shared with you a story of a stranger’s missed connection. Today I will tell you about my own. First the back story: Sadly, my mother died of cancer … Continue reading

November 3, 2014 · 36 Comments

are we lonely?

I’ve been reading a lot about how lonely people are. Apparently they are spending too much time watching television and texting on their iPhone and not enough time socializing and … Continue reading

October 22, 2014 · 42 Comments

I smiled at the DMV this morning (but can I look cool without a neck?)

Yesterday, I tried to buy beer at the grocery store. I was politely turned down by a cashier who noticed that my driver’s license was expired. Mad, you say? Of … Continue reading

October 22, 2014 · 62 Comments